The Gay Commandments

1. Thou shalt respect fellow gays and lesbians

2. Thou shall have a fag hag and appreciate her

3. Thou must like dick

4. Thou must tell both girl and guy friends if they are wearing something atrocious

5. Thou shalt not wear a fedora

6. Thou shalt show gay pride

7. Respect your gift to shop

8. Thou shalt show acceptance for all

9. Thou shalt recognize the gay anthems of Ke$ha, P!nk, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, etc.

10. Thou shalt use the gym to stay better looking than straight men

These aren’t incredibly serious but hey post your own down in the comments!

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8 thoughts on “The Gay Commandments

  1. 1. Thou shalt respect all persons regardless of color, nationality, sexuality, and anything else except character – if your character sucks (and this includes hater), I shalt not respect you.
    2. Thou shalt have a best friend forever and respect her (or him) for all time.
    3. Thou must like the parts of your preferred partners!
    4. Thou must support all persons’ fashion decisions!!!
    5. I got nothing.
    6. Thou shalt do what one can do to support gay pride (we’re not all completely out yet).
    7. Thou shalt shop in the local gay shop whenever possible (I did it, and survived!!!).
    8. Absolutely!!!!
    9. Thou shalt enjoy the music you love and share it amongst us all.
    10. Thou shalt honor treat your body as a temple, and do your best to be healthy and fit!

    Thanks, Andrew, nice post, and made me think a bit.
    Peace <3
    Jay

    • Thanks for commenting. When making this post I didn’t mean to seem shallow but make a list that was entertaining and pertaining to gays. I agree that yours is definitely more universal. I’m just getting at a more targeted audience and your list is a universal list for everyone which is appreciated.

  2. I gotta say, man, I kind of like Jay’s better, I love how universal they are. Yours are kind of hard to accomplish for me, hehe, particularly number 9.

    • Like I said this isn’t 100% serious and I wasn’t trying to be universal I was trying to target mine towards gays. I still see your point that not all rules can apply to everyone. And number nine says “recognize” not “enjoy” maybe that makes things simpler. Thanks for posting!!! :)

  3. So, it appears that I may have accidentally creeped out a boy I liked… He seems to be avoiding me. If I run into him again somewhere like in the bathroom (which has happened twice) alone then I will tell him. (Hope that my blood won’t boil over for the consequences of doing this…)

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